heislikefireburningthroughtime:

my mum just told me to “stop being so depressed all the time”

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rorypondismypatronus:

Do you think that when a woman becomes a mom, a fairy or some shit, comes down and imparts this random wisdom on her?
Like, this is something that only a mom would know and teach you

fishingboatproceeds:

To clear up some misconceptions, here is a list of things publicly reported about the movie adaptation of my novel The Fault in Our Stars:

1. The movie will start shooting in late August in and around Pittsburgh, PA. (Why not Indianapolis? Tax incentives. I’m sure they’ll make Pittsburgh…

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.